Scot Sepulbeda: From A Mother With LoveDear Child,I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.We don't live where we did when you left home.Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.They said if we don't make the last! payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. i laughed sooooo hard when i first read this. LMAOOOOOplz star if u like :)...Show more
Do! nny Bankson: My parking space, it's never empty.
Jonatho! n Labonne: lol, "PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed." hahaha =P=)
Devon Kalberer: why did tigger look down the toliet because he was finding POOH
Sammy Tabatt: I dare you to sniff the cake for 20 seconds.I dare you to ask where is the pin the tail on the donkey game.I dare you to scream ice cream like a little kid when it shows up.I dare you to ask that girl out.I dare you to say something offensive to a parent.
Robin Tommie: Mickey and Minnie are in court and the judge says to Mickey " I understand that you want to divorce her because she's crazy." To which Mickey replies : That's not what i said your honor i said she was f***ing Goofy!"
Carter Edstrom: ggggggrrrreeeeaaattttt
Lawanna Livsey: money
Jacques Vaquera: Name?
Johnnie Pummill: your name beucase you say i while others say yyour name
Margy Sandquist: My name!!!
Bob Nakamoto: your name
Isreal Kochheiser: Hilarious - m! ade me chuckle....LOL
Star Gollnick: good job Carol R
Luis Farlow: Oh ma gawsh! haw deed ya'll fine ma ladder? Mama sez she dun sent that almost three weeks ago! Can ya'll rite her back fer may? I wud, but pencil erazr is broke an I'm afred, I might make mispellins. Tell her that all yuns bean real gud to may. Thanks.P.S.I fergot to tell I left the oven on the old house. Did they turn it off yet?
Aron Ramu: ok, you really wanna hear a joke?Miley Cyrus.
Sonya Volcko: ur one sick lolly pop i know that for sure lol
Michelle Sohre: That was s h i t.
Willie Tun: Air?
Oda Mauson: OK, so there's this woman in her 50's and her doctor tells her that her illness has progressed and she only has a few months to live. She takes her adult daughter to lunch to break the sad news. As they're eating, some of the woman's friends stop by their table. The woman says "I have bad news. I'm dying of AIDS." Her friends expressed shock and sympathy, t! hen moved on. Her daughter said "Mom! Why did you tell them you have ! AIDS?" The woman replied "Because I don't want any of those b**ches sleeping with your father after I'm gone!"...Show more
Fritz Sisomphou: i dare you to french kiss the wall (we have to see your tongue)
Horace Escue: I dare you to leave because the birthday present you gave me was a piece of crap! Only works when you get a crappy gift
Lanita Reichman: If that was my mom i would be soo mad!(i like the money.....)
Hilma Pestano: Doctor: "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is you've got a terminal illness that will kill you in 24 hours"Patient: "That's terrible! What could possibly be worse?"Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
Donella Vasta: it can be your name or phone number
Marcelle Vanlith: ur namedarn it! my f**king computer just spazzed out in the middle so i had 2 go back and redo it!! and she wuz only 9 secs ahead PLZ!!no thumbs down plz...Show more
Augustus Sarria: okay, here it goes.....Wh! at is all yours, but other people use it more than you do?this applies to everyone
Karey Dunken: u r so beautyful .... wat a joke ..........LOL....
Soraya Coodey: now someone needs to tell me how to give Carol 10 points....
Otto Lingafelt: Do I have to laugh ?
Veta Slicker: 13 years old and going to a Birthday Party. Give me some good dares.
Burt Cheevers: drink bathroom water. drink eye drops. run exterior bare. makeout with one yet another. sleep interior the bath. devour pickle pudding. drink weight loss plan coke and mentos. strip uno. devour a goldfish. bypass to a public place and carry palms with one yet another. paint their toe nails. placed makeup on them. ask them to hold a tampon. placed on female clothing. sleep exterior.
Misty Vagle: whats orange and sounds like parrot?a carrotdid you hear about the magic tractor?turned into a fieldwhat du call a fish with no eyesfsh two fish in a tank 1 turns to the other and says how du dri! ve this thingtwo monkeys in a bath 1 says oo ee ee ah ah the other says! put some cold water in if its too hotwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree?he was deadwhat du call a man with no legs and no arms in the oceanbobwhat du call a man with a spade on his head ?dugwhat du call a man without a spade on his head duglesssomethin there had to make you at least smile...Show more
Derrick Smsith: why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time and not to their d i c when asking for the toilet
Nikki Sypult: Dares involving gross food is always good. I once had to eat May..literally. My sister dared me to eat the month of may from the calendar. Thank God it was a small calendar...lol
Nona Lentini: ROFLOLONE FOR YOU DEARA male elf was so paranoid about the size of hiswilly that he couldnever work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in lovewith a elf nurse.One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some softmusic and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her ofhis problem."Don't w! orry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lotssmaller than that.""Really?" the relieved elf asked.She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."...Show more
Terresa Tsasie: i'm from Croatia (you have often never heard of it, i comprehend) and around right here we are relatively much all caucasian, yet I certainly have travelled a lot,especially to Spain and Italy and characteristic met countless people who have been from unique races. i might in no way snigger at although like that and can never make a shaggy canines tale approximately somebody who had yet yet another skin coulour than mine. that's considered a very primitive act among maximum of my acquaintances and if somebody ever tried to make a race-suitable shaggy canines tale, they have been given judged very quickly. So, i might say, that's no longer an effectual thank you to humorous tale, that's purely lame. Sh! e is being rude and that i comprehend you like her and it hurts you. th! at's usual and you probably did no longer overreact....Show more
Russell Mckinzie: TIGGER LOOKED DOWN THE TOILET."WHADDYA DOING?" ASKED EYORE."I...I...I TINK IS SAW POOH!" SAYS TIGGER.
Myriam Hetjonk: aw shuckz, thats reall purty!!!
Keven Woodington: A man dies after his berthkidu new born baby is called baby not man
Tobie Oshea: i dare you to drink/eat a raw eggi dare you to drink half of gallon of water i dare you to kiss a that girli dare you to kiss that guyi dare you to switch clothes with that guy/girl
Nestor Klan: man goes to a doctor and says dr dr I feel like a pair of curtains the dr says that the least of your worries you got aids
Cherlyn Tefera: when the hooker asks the koala to pay for her services, the koala explains to her, he eats bush shoots and leaves.
Fritz Hawkey: My name ofcourse!
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